Not only did Foursquare not give me a ‘Godlike Comedy Genius’ badge for creating this venue, it fucked me over on points too. The love affair is over.

OK! We’ve got you @ Pleasantly Mildocalypse San Francisco. Whoa, how’d you get to Pleasantly Mildocalypse San Francisco so quickly?

The answer to this, of course, is in the words ‘San Francisco’, with its bipolar climate.