From the front page of Amazon.com:

Wireless Reading Just Got Bigger

Hmm.

• The wireless Amazon Kindle for ‘wireless reading’! Remember how plugging in your newspaper was a chore?

• The wireless Amazon Kindle for ‘wireless reading’! Making wired books as antiquated as the steam-powered handbag!

• The wireless Amazon Kindle for ‘wireless reading’! Because connecting books to the mains turns out to be a lethal fire hazard!

Really? What were they think… oh!

• The wireless Amazon Kindle for ‘wireless reading’! Now carry books wherever you go!