All these grown werewolf men falling in love with 4 year olds was a bizarre sentiment to write about, seemingly made justifiable because they wouldn’t touch them until they were of age, just act like their over friendly uncle for ten years…  That’s not really better.

Twilight is a book I don’t even need to think about reading “just so I know what’s going on” because internet ridicule is ensuring I understand just plenty about it.

Unlike the Harry Potter novels, which I probably should still read at some point.

This summary is provided by Ellen of Los Campesinos, all of whom are apparently capable of for careers in humorous writing when they’re done with music. The talented bastards.

Another Bandwagon I Jumped On Too Late Via: loscampesinos.com.