Ben Ward

Playful schizophrenia makes for a crap flatmate

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  1. Ben: Hey Ben, did you do the laundry like I asked?
  2. Ben: Oh, hey Ben, you look nice. No, I just emptied all the dirty laundry into the middle of the bedroom floor; juggled it around a bit; played football with the socks. Figured you'd sort it out.
  3. Ben: No, you shit, I've spent all evening doing our taxes, and resurrecting our Green Card application so we don't almost get deported again. Remember that?
  4. Ben: I remember your mum.
  5. Ben: Well, yes, good work sending those flowers. But even so, what the fuck? We have no socks and the bath towel smells kinda flunky again.
  6. Ben: You had better put the washing on then.
  7. Ben: Do we have any quarters?
  8. Ben: Nope. Hey, is that rain out? At least Ariel made you buy an umbrella, right?
  9. Ben: I hate you. I miss David. He bought better records than you, too.

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