The great thing about it is when you start seeing it in places like China and Afghanistan. It’s democracy. We’ve kinda given democracy back to the world.

Simon Cowell, referring to the spread of celebrity-judge toting TV talent shows into the far reaches of the world.

Simon Cowell is laminated onto my list of five.

… That’s five people that I’m allowed to punch in the face without breaking my commitment to being a passive, non-violent person.

via. BBC News Via: BBC.